On the Hop Docket – The Litigator Uncompromising Imperial IPA. Don’t Settle.
Wed, 10 Jan 2018 18:50:00
“The first thing we do, let’s love all the lawyers.”
William Shakespeare, Henry VI, 1591
When you need a big and balanced Imperial IPA, don’t settle. Reach for a bottle of The Litigator, Worthy’s Uncompromising Imperial IPA.
Wait. The Litigator? Isn’t that a … trial lawyer? WTF? Doesn’t everybody hate lawyers? They’re scum. Parasites. Bottom Feeders. Ambulance chasers. Paper pushers. Shysters. Stuffed Shirts. Pettifoggers. Sharks. Jacklegs.
On that count there is no dispute. For this project, Worthy called out it’s Hop Bomb Dismantling Squad. The mission: big and bold tropical fruit flavor without the exploding your tongue to smithereens. We ladled in judicious amounts of all the goodies: Amarillo, Simcoe, Azaca, El Dorado, Ekuanot, Citra and Mosaic.
But if you really think you can handle The Truth, we’ll distribute it to you on an invitation only basis. Please give us a ring at 541.639.4776. We will also be offering The Litigator at select bottle shops in Portland, Eugene, Corvallis, Bend and Seattle.
Worthy will be donating a generous portion of any profit (hey, call me a dreamer) to a number of non-profits who serve the abused and betrayed.