Enter or Die
Thu, 30 Jun 2016 18:55:00
Masters Bike Racers:
The Cascade Cycling Classic is the best and oldest stage race in the U.S. We’ve created a separate 50+ category for Masters. But to date only 7 have registered.
To these blessed 7, we say: Bravo! To the rest, we say: Huh?
Yes, yes, most of us wait until the last second. We could crash. We could go broke. We could get fat, slow and stupid. And some of us think it’s stealth to intend to race but not register early, as said disclosure would be sure to amp up the competition to train harder.
Balderdash! Here’s the deal: we need to get at least 50 racers registered by July 15th. Otherwise, we will combine all the masters fields in one giant cluster.
Let me refresh:
And housing. Get this. The local Central Oregon Community College is opening up its spanking new student dormitory to bike racers. There are 30 rooms available. Another strong reason to register today! Farrah Fawcett pinups for $3 if you order now.
This is going to be great! Thank you Masters Bike Racers.
Bull Goose Looney
PS: Attention 40+ Racers: All world Dan Bryant’s lovely sister is getting married. He regrets having to attend, which means he will miss the CCC, which means the top spot on the podie is wide open. Register now.
PSS: Note to our friends from Socal. Don’t be alarmed by our litter free roadsides, drinkable water from the tap, bike friendly culture, cool mountain mornings, happy river floaters and sales tax free commerce. This is not likely to spread to your neighborhood.